Sokkasock,
Xenomorph,
16 years ago
Sokkasock trembles with rage and shouts "Damn you and your hormones you crazy... thing... with, er, multiple stomachs!" And, of course, DW had broken the sacred code of Sokkasock... again. And for that, there would be blood.
And now for a long and needlessly complex plan:
Sokkasock slams his cane to the ground, summoning his hordes of Rockstar skulls, as well as the dreaded florescent bunnies. Rocketing toward the new moon with his army, Sokkasock locates DW, who is still cleaning, siezes DW's vaccum cleaner, and traps DW in it from head to toe. Sokkasock then beats DW with countless florescent bunnies, and then, bringing up his Rockstar skull army, surrounds DW with undead wielding drums, guitars, bass guitars, keyboards, voices, and even a harmonica. DW laughs and says "How are instruments going to hurt me?!" Sokkasock responds "They won't use instruments to kill you... they'll use the POWER OF ROCK AND ROLL!!!" And with that, all the Rockstar skulls begin playing Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce. Sokkasock chuckles about Guitar Hero. Unable to handle the vast amounts of ROCK, DW explodes, and a time rift is opened, sending his pieces, which, amazingly, are still alive, 50 years into the past. Now that DW is gone, and him absorbing Ralph never happened, Ralph appears next to Sokkasock, still mumbling racistly. The skull clatters to Sokkasock's feet, who then jams it onto War alien's head... again. Sokkasock and Ralph then stroll away into the sunrise.
War alien's skull
DW out for 5 posts, reassembling himself and trying to find a time machine back to this time
Undead Rockstars still rampaging! Everyone beware!!!
Note to DW: If the racism truly offends you, I apologize. Just know that I myself am not actually racist and am in no way trying to insult others. I'm just joking around.