Sokkasock,
Xenomorph,
16 years ago
Chuckling about Kirby Cage's earlier, rather emo fusion incident with the skull, and otherwise completely bored, Sokkasock spies Fire doing a slightly gay skip around a meadow filled with pretty flowers. Sokkasock looks at Ralph, who says nothing, as his specialty is racism, and neither he nor Sokkasock can figure this out. Sokkasock walks up and asks "Why are you skipping?" Fire responds "I'm practicing for a DDR tournament." Sokkasock grins, as his power of ROCK easily beats the power of FUNK. "Hey, can I pass?" asks Fire. "Okay, you can pass" says Sokkasock, "if you beat me... in Guitar Hero!" The two face off in Devil Went Down to Georgia, and of course, Sokkasock wins in under 36 seconds. "The ROCK wasn't with you" says Sokkasock. "ROCK COFFIN!!!" Ten thousand power chords of ROCK surround Fire and crush him. His opponent vanquished by his awesome power of ROCK, Sokkasock picks up the skull, strolls over to Michael Jackson, and beats him with it, shouting "Leave the inhabitants of My Skull ALONE... perv." Sokkasock then hands the bloody skull to Kidd. Kidd, who is new to Sokkasock's policies, is totally dumbfounded. Sokkasock wander off into the twilight, Ralph mumbling racistly after him.
Kidd's Skull
Fire is out for 1, traumatized by the ROCK COFFIN
Michael Jackson sent to Sokkasock's Hell, where he will endure the torment of not having any small children to molest