FireHunter,
Xenomorph,
16 years ago
Kidd runs past a dark shape, it follows him, doing a strange way of walking, his terrifying call alerts Kidd, who turns around and sees nothing, the call is sounded again, a horrific "A HE-HE-HE!" echoes through the air, Kidd runs at full speed and behind a random brick wall, and then looks to see Micheal Jackson moonwalking at full speed towards his hiding spot. FireHunter was on top of this brick wall, and unzips his pants. Kidd feels a strange object collide with his head, wet and slimy, and a full 12 inches long, Micheal Jackson approached fast. Kidd felt the object lift up off of his head, and then felt hot liquid that stank badly spray onto his head for an instant, then stop, he heard a zipper being done up, and a few curse words, then the skull was sliding up the wall, in puzzlement, he looked up, seeing nothing, he looked straight forward.
Into the face of Micheal Jackson himself.
He felt his nuts get grabbed and he groaned in displeasure, then, Micheal Jackson, content that THIS little boy was for his friends as well, howls into the night.
As FireHunter chuckled about Pedophilia, he heard Kidd's screams of terror, and the howls of lustful pedophiles.
FireHunter went back to the cave, and upon spotting the bomb, he disarms it (namely, picking it up and throwing it away) and walks into the cave.
Kidd out for 5-3 for being raped and 2 in hideous physical and mental trauma.
MAH SKULLA!