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DeathWraith, Yautja, 11 years ago

Or if the woman in front of you is Japanese.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Nah I'd rather be the front, because the other segments get the shit end of the deal figuratively and literally.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

"Smells like victory!"

Not quite.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 11 years ago

Smells like teen spirit?

supersonicman96, Yautja, 11 years ago

Only here can I hear both the brilliant and crazy ideas.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

@DW: If there were a centipede made up of a mulatto, and albino, a mosquito and my libido, then perhaps.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Now that's more like it.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

I get it. I get that reference.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 11 years ago

I don't. I don't.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

I do :)


Edit: I just saw a "Slutty Pizza Costume".

krio, Yautja, 11 years ago

I want to talk about aliens....

...In UFO's.

And predators.....

.... Like the tigers.

Or marines......

....On sea.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

^I see what you did there.


Also about the pizza costume: That's why beings from other planets don't want to communicate with us.

krio, Yautja, 11 years ago

What do beings from other planets have against pizza!!!!?

I declare war with them!!!!

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

Assuming aliens should like pizza is racist. You're going to racist jail.

Say goodbye to the current size of your asshole, fucker.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

BLOO. I GAVE THAT UP, BLOO. BLOO, YOU NEED TO KEEP UP. DAMNIT, BLOO.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T KEEP IT UP ANYMORE.

At least... not since the accident.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Gentlemen....you had my curiosity but now you have my full attention.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

@Bloo: I TOLD YOU POLAR BEARS DIDN'T LIKE EROTIC MASSAGES, BUT DID YOU LISTEN?

No. Too busy living in sin with the fornicating and the hippity-hop.

NOT REALLY AN EDIT MORE OF AN ASIDE: I'm now picturing Peter Conttontail wearing bling and raising the roof.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

Shit turtles in a diaper basket. If I'd just listened to you, I could still be raising the roof with my dong.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

Mechanical dongs have made such toil unnecessary. This is the 21st Century, man.