The storm was fun. All these limbs dropping of the trees and the garbage flying through the air added a welcome change to the boring, monotonous daily ride to work.

@DD
Hey, your ritual stuff is working? What have you done? Do you know how to chat with Azathoth too? I've tried some stuff i read in the internet, but with no success.

Hopefully you were safe during the storm Mebber.

Europe is total one country. Everyone knows it. Saying Europe isn't a country is like saying Africa isn't a country or that Americans and blonds didn't come from Asia.

Ok, thank you for posting that.


Either way, while going down the road we went past like four costume shops. Dude, the lines outside of those shops were long!

Going down? Long lines? I think we have a successful porn plot.

Every year I dress up as 3-Hole Punch version of myself. It's not even clever, but people act like it is.

Wait...how does that work?

^Yeah that's what I'm trying to figure out now.

"...Americans and blonds didn't come from Asia"

What are you talking about. Blonds came from the continent of Congo, and Americans immigrated from Texas.

You sure. I need to look through my history book. Lets see, let me just read through the chapters about Russia inventing Communism to rule the Galaxy, Mexico inventing the first hats and Nuke, and Americans discovering the cure for death only to be stopped by communist Aliens. Ahh, here it is, you're right.

What history book is that and where can I find it?

Sorry, but by law, I can't divulge where I got this history book but on Saturday, I shall write excerpts of it on my deviantart and maybe on the off topic

Good becaause I must know if there is information on the habitate of the Burrito Monster

Edit: Oh and the Leviathan.

Lucky for you, I memorized some things on that. Before the Burrito Monster became an endangered species, it roamed the wild lands of Mexico and was a vicious predator who often preyed on the Tacodillo, except for the hard shelled Tacodilloes whose shell was too tough for the predator. It preferred dry, desert like climates though it could easily adapt to other areas, shown when a few migrated to the USA.

Any idea on how many are left in the world?

Okay, no one here watches The Office.

Literally all I do is tape 3 pieces of black paper cut into circles onto my shirt.

Edit: The shirt is always white.

I've only seen the office a few times

Currently, America has returned all Burrito Monsters back to Mexico where they keep them in safety reserves for them where they might return to a more stable life. However it has been difficult to protect them from the Canadian elite force (Which has been dubbed 'Mounties' due to their habit of parachuting into battle from Mountains) who have sworn vengeance against the Burrito Monsters.

In order to fool the Mounties into thinking all Burrito Monsters were dead, both the American president and the Mexican Emperor agreed to pretend that a huge drug war is going on in Mexico to keep them away. The war of 1812 was actually started by Americans seeking to rescue a Mexican Spy from Canadian Clutches however, Britain was fooled by Canada into thinking that America was trying to destroy the sacred tea fountain which many believed was located in Canada though has since been disproven.

My burrito monster only comes out when I'm taking a dump. It hurts.

Ouch, I've heard about that type of burrito Monster.