Then when DeathDrop closes his eyes again, Death Wraith takes the skull and whispers to the others "ok guys, he's asleep, we can continue the game."

They all silently get to a safe distance and then DW yells MY SKULL!!!!! and runs away, plasmacasters n shit shooting at him.

Off topic: someone should make a My Skull mod for UT3.

chopper is playing in the dirt(building a trench) when death wraith falls in and is crippled, chopper takes the skull and climbs out.

MY SKULL

out for 2

Deathdrop nails Chopper in the head with a bowling pin and screams:

I

DRINK

YOUR

MILKSHAKE!

*slurping noise* I DRINK IT UP!

He spends the next several nights naked in a tree trying to drill oil out of the skull and mumbling something about "drainage".

***

This is actually funnier if you picture a Predator doing it.

Bloo climbs up trees. Bloo can haz stealing skulls. Bloo does haz steal skull. Bloo haz skull.

My skull. Out for 0. Everyone seems to be chasing me for haxxing my way back into the game in a completely cheap fashion.

TREES? THIS... IS... SPANDEX!!!!!

DW shouts while running full force twards Bloo, wearing spandex and, with both legs crippled, at a speed of 0.5 meters per second.

After two years he finds him sleeping next to a bag of cannabis and silently steals the skull. During this time they both got married (Bloo's wife is pregnant with their second child), Lone Hunter finished college, Deathdrop retired and took on fishing as a hobbie - but was later recruited by the special forces and saved the planet twice from intergalactic villains - and due to a pretty gay nuclear war, now when it rains, it rains men.


MY SKULL!!!

suddenly death wakes up and finds me with my dick in his mouth... ummmm, my skull! *grabs skull and runs with dick hanging* out for 2 from shock and time spent using mouthwash

ಠ_ಠ

ooooh you're gonna get it

Waralien returns from weeks of long slumber and smashes a bat into leandros crotch. After several more hits, War puts an ice pack on him and leaves shouting, "THE WAR HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!"

out for one

kirby sees War return with fliar.kirby runs up to War and gives him a big hug Kirby the says"sneaky sneaky"
and runs off,War looks for the skull and cant find it,War then starts chaseing Kirby

Mys Skull

war out for zippo

(good to have you back buddy)

Leandros88, having caused a paradox in the spacetime continuawhateverthefuck by altering the past and totally sexually abusing Deathwraith and therefore creating a second timeline, is sent to Hell (where he is raped for eternity by hobgoblins) by the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson. After letting him suffer for a time, Hunter goes back in time and kicks Leandros's pregnant mother in the chest, erasing him from hiostory and thereby rewriting the second divergent timeline and the indignities suffered therein.

Deathdrop's counterpart in the new reality, after paying Hunter for his services (in guns and drugs) realises he is outside the now-damaged timeline, and is able to go back to the moment when this madness started: The hive. Just as Waralien leaps to attack the group of predators, Deathdrop blasts him away with a mystical "fart of the nine winds" that could shatter mountains. The other preds, now distracted, are unprepared when he tackles them and takes the skull. "This is, in fact, MY skull."

Moral: DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. (literally or otherwise)

Back in our own timeline, Deathdrop swipes the skull from whoever had it last. Or something.

so what then? am i out for 2 or what? ok i am in hell and i made a deal with the devil, so now im back and he has a contract to my soul. little does he know that there is a line for it because i've given it to so many people. so now he's waiting in line for his turn with my soul along with The great khali, harrison ford, the ninja turtles, The nostalgia critic, the angry video game nerd, The Spoony one, jackie chan, jesus, Giant robotic donkey kong jesus riding a puff of smoke,robotic mega death jesus version 2.0, and Princess peach. so now im back and i appear in front of him, i pull out a piece of bread and beat him with it until he can barely move, take the skull then go away. then i come back, put the skull down, and Batista bomb him. then i pick it up and get out of there mumbling something about what the best thing before sliced bread was?

Deathdrop sits on his Skull looking at his watch, wondering if that holographic decoy he set up really looked THAT convincing.

"What's that skull? Detonate your exploding decoy? Ok!"

BOOM!

It'll take you at least two posts to recover and find me. Anyone else can have at it.

To cite one of the intellectuals of this forum... "ish confused." But the show must go on!

Death Wraith plunges from the top of the highest... bidder... or something. Hits the ground, breaks an arm, causes an earthquake so intense that the skull bounces right next to his tail.


MY SKULL!!!! PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR GETTING PUT OUT OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PURGED!

Now you're just being silly.

I'm confused...

Anyways, KirbyX suddenly bursts into song:

"The Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benitro Musselini and the Blue Meany and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Robocop the Terminator Capain Kirk and Darth Vader Lo Pan Superman and Every Single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan SPOCK THE ROCK DOC OC AND HULK HOGAN!!! All came out of nowhere lightning fast and the kicked DeathWraith in his stupid ass."

Finishing, KirbyX runs up and grabs the skull off the ground.

MY SKULL!!!

DeathWraith out for 4. That's GOTTA hurt!

chopper suddenly falls from the sky and nails kirbyx into the ground.

out for 3 (2 to get out of the ground and 1 to figure out how chopper fell from the sky)

MY SKULL

just as chopper walks away laughing... superxinyang "accidentally" bumps into him and chopper had a black out...

chopper out for 2...


MY SKULL

leandros is on the melanie (DBO Ship) while trying to fix the air vents he accidentally falls through them and lands on the control panel that opens the airlock. he falls out of the ship and falls to earth. he lands on whoever has the skull right now(forgot his name my bad) "wow thanks man,ummm i think i'll take that skull now, bye!" he runs away with it.

War trips Leandros while he is on the run. War then finds an old og stick and bashes Leandros on the head till he sees birds. But the stick still contained some power and the birds materialized and chased Leandros. Then one of the birds grabbed War and the skull and took off towards the west.

My/birds skull

Leandros out for one

Deathdrop has his giant bird-feeder handy, and swipes the skull while they aren't looking.