Deathdrop,
Yautja,
14 years ago
Charlie's foot had been shattered by the kick, but the serum had removed his ability to feel or react to pain. It was a good thing, too, because Deathdrop's kick shattered msot of his ribcage as we went flying back towards Firehunter.
Deathdrop, armless and dickless and eaten alive by acid, slowly crawled over to his wristcomp. Using his feet to press the buttons, (and grunting in pain all the way) he activated the bomb.
It was set to a low-yield to prevent drawing massive amounts of attention, but it would destroy the building.
Charlie leaped onto the Space-God, stabbing it repeatedly and putting his mouth to it's wounds. He felt the warmth of the fireblood as it sank into his throat. It ate away at his human form, burning all that was selfish and stupid and unholy.
The fumes went quickly up into his nose as he breathed deeply. His brain, unable to handle the bizzare combination of drugs (Terrestrial and otherwise), pain, and toxic fumes, as swiftly degenerating.
Finally, unable to take anymore, his mind burst, freeing his soul from the confines of his flesh-form and allowing him to transcend the Earth.
As his flesh dissolved, heavenly light cut through it, bathing him in it's unearthly glow. He rose up and consumed the entire building in his might, showing the warring spacemen the True Way, washing the desire to fight from them once and for all. He was a God.
Or at least he was in his last hallucination before his head melted from the acid. Batting his corpse aside, the barely-alive xenomorph crawled toward Deathdrop, who had nearly bled out.
Both were very close to death, yet charged anyway. Ripping each other to shreds was the only purpose in either creature's now very short life spans. Deathdrop repeatedly headbutted the exposed brain of Firehunter, dooming himself but damaging the Xenomorph beyond repair.
The two didn't even notice when the soldiers appeared and opened fire.
Now on the floor, Firehunter's arm shot out and put itself through Deathdrop's head. It was it's dying act.
As their nervous systems fired randomly, the corpses slapped against each other until Deathdrop's dissolved almost completely and Firehunter's was unrecognizable.
One of the humans noticed the ticking bomb and shot it.
The Desert Massacre of 1974, as it came to be called, was blamed on violent hippies. The sightings of monsters and UFO's were attributed to swamp gas. The corpses of the Alien and Predator were boxed up and shipped to a warehouse in Washington DC, where they would be studied.
***
General Hartman held the phone to his ear, waited for the man on the other end to pick up. Finally, he did.
"Hartman?"
"Yes, Mr. President?"
"What have you got for me?"
"The big one's nearly useless. Our people can't even cut into it because of the damned acid. They tell me the smaller one's blood-"
"The one with the pussy for a mouth?"
"... Yes. It's blood had a certain agent in it. The same thing was in the body of that stoner."
"Goddamn fucking potheads will be the death of us..."
"Yes sir, but you'll find this interesting. This agent is some sort of performance enhancer. In large doses it's lethal, but in more minute amounts we could have much stronger soilders to fight the Soviets with."
"What about the fags? Do we have anything to fight them?"
"... No sir, we're, uh... We’re… Still working that one."
"Shit!"
"But uh, getting back on point sir, we do have a way to extend life spans and increase strength & speed."
"Right. Give it to one of Phillips' boys."
"Yessir."
"Oh, and give some to Cheney, too. We need someone around to fuck with people when I'm gone."