Deathdrop,
Yautja,
15 years ago
...fifth dimensional wombat?
EDIT: This is where we are so far:
Predator slaughters Master Chief, end of story. By Josef Fritzl! The magic goat died of syphillis, but got better! Then he did (did he not?) see a deadly metaphorical crab dance. But how scandalous was his mother when she raped the three-legged fifth dimensional wombat?