Deathdrop,
Yautja,
15 years ago
Predator slaughters Master Chief, end of story. By Josef Fritzl! The magic goat died of syphillis, but got better! Then he did (did he not?) see a deadly metaphorical crab dance.
"But how scandalous was his mother when she raped the three-legged fifth dimensional wombat?!" he screamed at my angry niece, who then responded by kicking him in the ass with a huge pole-like thing that got stuck.
A new age of innocence was thus ushered in.
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So we've now got a magic goat who died, was revived, saw a symbolic crab dance, and had a metal pole jammed up his ass by Deathwraith's niece. The scary part is that Aliens and Predators are going to get involved somehow.