BULLSHIT YOU BANNED THEM!!!! IT WAS ME! THE LORD AND SAVIOR! THE BANHAMMER!

^So sayeth he, the Wielder of the Banhammer, the mighty Mod of Thunder, So sayeth he, that he was the true ban man!

debatably i've got to be getting close with tying with some of the oldest mods in bans lol.

on a side note im broke, out of food and hating college life....

You're obviously supposed to become a prostitute, to pay for food and college then.

"There is nothing that can be done, my sisters, my brothers, my followers and my master, that has not already been done. This is much, we know. We, at our strongest, and with our limited advances in forum postery, cannot and will not ever hope to defend from such an enemy in our current state. We are Generation 1. We will become legends, but all sources of legend, as they say, are dead as fuck by the time said legend is heard.

However: Our disastrous succumbing to the sentient desserts of the U.K. is not a question of when, but if. Even as I speak, our forces are being decimated; our land is, at this very moment, perhaps, being refitted with a Glasgow Oven. This is not evidence of our defeat - this is evidence of our resolve, for if we were as weak as they say, then I would not be here making this speech. Are they winning? Yes. Are we dead?

Do not fret. Do not cry. There is hope. There is always hope. We have chosen our champions.

Just last week, our new comrade, the Drop of Death, had stolen their leader's unholy weapon of choice, the Bendy Straw. Our very own Doctor has reversed the polarity of the Bendy Straw's fuckassery; the weapon will now be used, forever until the end of time, against the very forces from whence it came.

Many of the anti desserts have already fallen to this straw. The Bendy Straw has been graced with the power to keep the Kitchen Army away. Although this power is not permanent - and the straw's power WILL weaken over time - we will use this time to train our successors so that they might have the chance we never did.

Let this be known to us and to future inheritors of our legacy: We roleplay. We roleplay so hard. Desserts cannot roleplay, and so they can never truly defeat us. I will be your guiding light; I will be the gritting of your teeth.

True, I will not be here forever, and even if I am here in the future, I will not have the power I possessed at the time of this writing. What is important is the strength you find within yourself as you read these ancient words. What is important is that you remember what this website is and who your fellow members are.

We are soldiers. Stand or die.

When the Anti-Pie and his unholy army of U.K. Kitchen Renovators breaks through the Bendy Straw's barrier, these words, I hope, will be with you. Our spirit will be with you.

Praytell, forthcoming Generation, rebels of anti-desserts, inheritors of the Mantle: Are you going to let your kitchen get renovated?

Will you fall to the Anti-Pie?"

- Praetorian: August 24, 2004



DD, YOU GOTTA SNAP OUT OF IT


REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

http://www.kitchendesignlancashire5.co.uk/contact.php

Hey, look at that. I mean, if someone had a proxy email and a phony phone number, they could get up to all KINDS of revenge-spamming. I mean, no one should do that. That would be horrible.

EDIT: Seriously you guys. Like, super-duper seriously.

I am renovating a kitchen. I swear this has nothing to do with the recent onslaught of kitchen ad bots.

"You're obviously supposed to become a prostitute, to pay for food and college then."

No no SR you got it wrong, it's Stripper. Prostitute is if you can't pay rent.



Anywho moving on, any idea why there has been a sudden influx od kitchen spam adds here?

I feel pressured to write a long, coherent post about kitchens.

Tawganator, you son of a bitch.

@DW: You can, but it's not cool anymore.

Yeah, that's why I only wrote about it and didn't actually do it. I'm like the Andre 3000 of being Andre 3000.

Speaking of being a son of a bitch. Happy mothers day to all your mums out there. I'm sure they are so proud of you all.

Dawww thank's a bunch.

Why in the fuck does fabric cost so much, ALL I NEED IS ONE MINOTAUR WORTH OF FAUX FUR FOR THIRTY BUCKS OR LESS!

And since my uncle was the original hipster and I wont feel bad if a make a Kitchen post and act like it is cool still.

@DL: Stripping isn't fun though.

@Tawg: Thanks man.

I love you guys.

I say that every once in a while, I just hope that you guys don't forget.

I love you guys.

I say that every once in a while, I just hope that you guys don't forget.

http://youtu.be/R0a96zbelxA

@DL Okay I have seen the episode that you had your fangirl moment with. So for future reference I am a only few days behind. I was shouting at how awesome that was.

Looks like it was awesome enough to give you mild brain damage.