DeathWraith,
Xenomorph,
16 years ago
With his mandible still displaced from the pimpslap, DW turns his head to LH with a disappointed look on his face and says...
"Ish wash cock..." and a tear drops from his dome.
LH, still annoyed by what just happened, turns to DW and shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???", a vein on his forehead ready to explode. DW uses his tail to cut the thing that was keeping them tied to the tree, puts his jaw back in place and says "It was coke!", but then notices that LH is very angry and quite ready to kick him in the crotch again and send him flying, so he quickly turns to the point of the game. "AAAh, but nevermind that, heheh, shadow has the skull, i'll race you there?"
And so he teleports onto shadow's bike, knocking her off it while he takes the skull and rides off singing the nokia theme. Suddenly though, he notices... THAT THE WHOLE BIKE IS ACTUALLY MADE OF OGG STICKS AND IT'S SOURCE OF POWER IS NOT GASS, BUT A FLOURESCENT BUNNY, RUNNING INSIDE A WHEEL MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA COMPLETELY NORMAL METALIC BANANAS!
MY SKULL!!!!