-Bloo-,
Human,
12 years ago
Oh, mother, please. I’m busy. I have comp – I’m busy. I’m hanging up.
Castra Praetoria - A Matriarch’s Blues
God, what a bitch.
I know what she’s thinking. She wants to get rid of me. I know it. That lot of brown-nosing ass wipes are meant to replace me because they’re just so much more loyal than I. She’s going to make them praetorian guards. And look at them! I mean, they’re nowhere near me (because they’re with that whore), but I just know they’re bathing in her creamy spit!... Oh, how I’d love to just gurgle –
They’re fully capable, and – dare I say – more able than I? Ha ha! They don’t possess this! What do they have? Nothing! For certain they’re younger and better-abled warriors, but what do they have? Nothing, because I’ve got it all right here.
Oh, but don’t worry, I reassure myself. They’re going to have to go through the trial period, just as I did, and they can’t fucking!...
She wants a new head of royal guard? She wants an entirely new cohort? But I can do it, mommy! I’m your little praetorian guard, aren’t I? But hold on! Just hold on a second! Don’t do it unless - That means you’re replacing Firehunter too, then, am I correct?!
…No?
Ah. Well, we’ll see about that when… when I’m Queen. And then you can burn in hell.
Oh, shh, shh, that’s quite alright, lovely… You’ll be in my digestive track soon. You’ll be in my stomach! Ohhh hoo! Oh, no, no, that won’t do… Don’t fight it, my dark skinned pet. I want to stroke you… Shh, shh, shh! That’s alright, don’t fight… I love you…
Get the fuck inside me.
Blue Valentine – A Decaying Romance
The young dark skinned hunter flew towards me and I embraced it with open arms. It was a lovely scene, with the flaming yellows and oranges and oh! The burning passion and the heat and… he slapped me. With a stick. In the cheek! That’s how you want to play! I can play dirty! Oh, no, no! What are you doing? Don’t… Don’t!
That bitch Firehunter and his older opponent were engaged in combat. He obviously wanted to impress me, to outdo me – why else would he ignore me as such?
It was clear I was no longer in charge of this game; however, I initiated it! I did it! I’m important, right? And he’s going to die anyway, because he’s fighting two hunters! That old one – the one who’s surely going to make Firehunter drop dead - and the other less experienced hunter, who, despite having been smashed in the face, is seemingly made of… of something hard. Like wood. Like concrete. Ah! And the human! The human with his ranged weapon from God! The human who… Where did he go? He flew away! Obviously. But no matter, the two pussy-mouthed mandible men will surely do the job…
What is that? Rain? It's very hard rain. Ah! There's the human. And it's back with a better ranged weapon... It's killing my babies! My, my. Our worker subordinates are performing very poorly. Why did I call them in? Oh, right, so they could do my job for me. It looks like I’ve got to do everything myself. Oh, poo!
I’m functioning alright, mother. Just you watch! I won’t swallow the dark skinned hunter, I’ll take it back – just for you! You like that sort of thing, don’t you? You like bodies? You like when Firehunter does it, you’ll like when I do it, won’t you? I won’t swallow it – oh, but its skin… I love it… it’s very… I like it… I do, I like it… Oh, please, let me swallow him?
Rain made of fire and metal showered the entire area, but seemed to only eat at Firehunter's side. How my brother was doing, I couldn't tell. I didn't really care - no Alpha means I'm Alpha. Yes... that's something to look forward to. This human was doing very well. Better than the hunters, even. I suppose he's cheating in way, but... In the mean time...
My crested head leaned in and caught the side of the dark skinned hunter’s hard thigh with my sinking teeth, and the hunter's glowing blood in all its glory coated my throat-nested secondary jaw with an explosion of green flavor. Glorious. It screeched in agony, yet kept its general composure and wacked me on the forehead with its bent spear.
Oh, I love that, child! Do it again.