Errr...
How does the appearance of someone's car translate to physical attractiveness?
NOW look. You've gone and offended Alan Moore. Don't make him summon Glycon. He will. He'll summon that shit right in here. Then what? You gonna drive away from that? Like hell, you are.
I can roll with the car comparison, but I'm not Glycon, am I? Like hell, I am. That is gonna be one pissed off glove puppet. I'd sacrifice a metaphorical chicken now while you still have time.
METAPHORICAL. I don't want to read on the news that someone killed a real live chicken because the internet told them to. Glycon doesn't play like that.