So Deathdrop, my friend, I saw your add for Kitchen units, and I'm interested. Does it come with really strong garbage disposals? Like wood-chipper strong? I have some really gnarly... garbage, to dispose of. And how big is the fridge? Would you say Human sized, or Human sized with some room left over? And does it come with any utensils, and if so do they vibrate, are they at all dick shape? I ask out of... censorship reasons, so as to not offend anyone...
And what about the dishwasher, can it get really hard stains off of items, particularly bladed instruments, I... chop a lot of beef... and strawberries. And what about cabinet space, would a rack fit in them? Perhaps something similar in size and shape to a gun rack... to store my spatulas and ladles, of course. And is there space for perhaps a small table for meetings to be held? For my associates and myself to "play cards" at, with the occasional short lived guest sometimes maybe.
Of course, this is a completely legitimate and respectable business arrangement, my friend. And of course, remember, the family always takes care of its own. That is if you are willing to commit to this little, business expenditure, friend.