Since we're on the topic of dicks anyway, I might as well share todays cock story that took place on a parking lot.
So I was sitting in the back seat and reading about something I wanted to buy, I said under my breath and not in an intentionally lewd way "Fifteen inches, impressive". My brother who was in the front passengers seat said "Oh, I didn't realize you could see my dick from back there". I then said "I was talking about Dwarves, og god, think of that. It'd be like a tripod, they'd just prop themselves up with their dicks on the battlefield. Then everyone would be like 'I'm not fighting that Dwarf, he's propped up with his dick, what the fuck?!'." Think on that one for awhile, think of Dwarf tripod dicks.
My dick story of the day.