in my cell i found two massive chains that apparently were to be used for my execution,i ripped them off the roof and poked a hole in each wrist then i made each of the chains searing hot at the end and stuffed them into the wounds
ME:AAAARRRGGGHHHH
the skin healed over the chains and could not be removed.i smashed the glass and killed the two guards,there was a huge predator statue around the corner of my cell,it was the size of me and holding two predator swords,i smashed the statue and took the blades then i clipped them on to the end of the chains and wrapped the chains around my wrists and tucked the swords under the chains and began to attempt to climb up the air vents and found them to small,so i began digging up the ceiling and soon found that i was in a spaceship,yet i jumped out of the ship and blew it up and steered my way to the predator homeworld yet it would take hundreds of years.a few hundred years later
the predators were expecting me,and built there own collosal being as big as me and with giant weapons,fueled by the only substance capable of getting it to fight me,there own blood was poured into the massive fuel tanks,within moments of activation it was already acting like a predator,when i crash landed they captured me,i woke up in a cage and an arena was standing in front of me,my cage door opened and i stepped into the arena,my foe stood before me and roared,i roared back,the crowd shrank back and then another roar came....from the crowd
ANNOUNCER:ladies and gentlemen,get ready for the main event...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
us two titans battled for hours,in the end i killed the robot,his burnt remains falling over,then i turned on the crowd and killed most of them,those remaining running from me,but one,standing her ground,i recognised her,my wife.....
TO BE CONTINUED
If war is such hell, why does man enjoy it so much?
â€â€Homer Kellogi, Explorer, 2821