hmmmmm............
some of this is true..........
BUT
about your first two points Mr. Death Wraith........
1.)the aliens were OBVIOUSLY not snakes. but, since this was said by the aztecs (and all the other cultures that wrote in the pyramid) and since that was some thousand years ago or something, they were alot more primitive and didn't know what the hell to call the Xenos. so since they have one slithering body (like a snake) when they burst out of the chest, they decided to call them serpents, since that was the closest thing they could think of. aztecs weren't going to call the Xeno's Xenomorph. WTF?! HOW SMART DO YOU THINK THE AZTECS WERE THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO? anyone with a 4th grade education could figure that out.
2.)and for your second paragraph there....
its funny you should say anyone under 13 wouldn't understand that, because as i recall, i had just turned 13 when the first AvP came out, and my dad took me to see it for my b-day. lol
but anyway, yea. that line is a little thing called foreshadowing. yaknow? that thing we learned in literature class when we were in like....8TH GRADE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
yea, it was a terrible line.....but they wanted to do something to raise the suspense a little (even though they totally rushed through it)
and.......that's pretty much the only things a gotta disagree with outa that whole review up there.