DeathWraith,
Undefined,
16 years ago
Well let me remember a few stuff from AvP that were simply BULLSHIT. I haven't seen it in a short enaugh time to remember all the stuff, but i remember clearly that i feel like laughing and crying at the same time when i watch it.
1. The lines were made in a hurry. I'm sorry Hunter's Moon, but... "La Luna Del Cacciatore" is the dumbest fictional earthly tradition i've ever heard about in a movie. They call a full moon "La Luna Del Cacciatore"??? It's obvious that they wanted the italian character to say something "cool" in italian italian, with no reality in it, but that will raise the suspense for the kids under 13 who don't realise just how stupid this line is, because they went with the assumption that everyone who watches these movies are idiots.
2. There are some idiocies in the plot. I don't quite remember everything that happens, but what i remember is how the pyramid had two huge predator statues at the entrance and noone wondered what they were about. I remember how they called the xenomorphs "snakes" when they are OBVIOUSLY NOT SNAKES! ... Alien creatures came to earth, enslaved the human population and tought the stupid retards how to place one block over the other, because they had no skill in block placing and couldn't build themselves homes, the poor fellas. But wait, hasn't this alreay been done once?
3. The predators moved like they were chemically fattened cows. I liked the masks, i liked the long wristblades, i hate the shuriken. But the preds looked pretty stupid and they behaved like dumbasses.
4. The aliens' heads looke like pudding. And don't give me the bullshit about them growing so fast in AvPR because they grew even faster in AvP. And even so, Anderson said it was because they were fed something special through some tubes that the queen had in her...
5. Lex saves Scar's ass lawl. Twice.
6. The CGI was crap. The aliens looked stupider than the preds.
7. NONE of the masked predators on the ship managed to take a look at Scar's chest to see a damn chestburster in there.
8. Except for Mr. Weyland, who had no place there, 200 years before he lived, all the characters were played by stupid actors.
9. The movie was, overall, just a parody of both the Alien and Predator franchises, including other stuff like Stargate an Tomb Raider.