MrXeno,
Yautja,
16 years ago
*Background flashes as Mr. Xeno flies through the air with Polish polka playing, that replaces the J-Rock* Don't take this so seriously, man! It makes me frightened. And brings bad chemicals into the atmosphere, that disturb the spirits of... Someone or something... lol Just joking.
Now, I've tried to watch anime, manga, and hentai. But it just didn't give me the love for it. It rather made me laugh. Now, Im sure there a lot of good stuff of those genres, and i totally respect that people love watching this. But for me, i really dislike it. Since something i've noticed is that most of it contain a lot of Japanese propaganda, and thats probably because its from Japan (duuuhhh), and they want to show: "Hey, look at us. We drink sake, and eat noodles. And got small mouth and gigantic eyes probably because of the ass hungry pedo tentacles behind us, which gets tempted by the 12 year old girls who wear mini skirt, and is already in puberty when having gigantic breasts. While the grown males who are 16 drives around in large robots, who become super heros. And whenever we fight our parents, partner, evil bastards, the background become a full colorfull rave party which gives you epileptic attack when your guts gets ripped apart!!! NYA!!!! ^___^"
Such things doesn't amaze me. Or interest me. And somehow most of the anime shows contain the same stuff, such as behavior, robotic stuff (always), gigantic guys with muscles, or ninjas, annoying squealing girls, and of course the teenage boys who are the heros. And when i mean behavior, there is always this calm, emo attitude while they drink sake. They always drink sake. And when they drink sake, they look at people with a quiet face (since the drawer didn't bother to make other facial expressions) and say something like this. "My parents died in horrible depressed gory JAAAAAAPAAAAANEEEEESSEEE GAMESHOW!!"
For some reasons the plot makers had to kill the family of every main character, either to make the viewers feel their pain, or because the writers are sadistic people who never had parents.
And those who draw usually use the same movements and facial expressions on every characters in the films, such as ^_^ O_O >_< O_o' and the typical Keanu Reeves gasp "Wow, matrix".
Sometimes theyve used same faces, only that theyve been upgraded with beards, new haircuts, etc, etc.
I tried watching Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Hellsing, etc, etc. But i saw no difference.
And i really wonder why it is so popular, almost like a religion. But i guess the only positive i can see in anime, manga and hentai, is that IT SELLS A LOT!!!$$$ No matter how monotonous it is.
So i guess if AvP ends up like this:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/agent477/fullmetalpredatcopy.jpg
or
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/agent477/sasukeyautjacopycopy.jpg
It might go to hell for once, or become something wonderfull.
...
There, now I'm done with my novel. I hope i didn't offend anyone, but if so. Please send a complain to my mail address which you can get by those who got it.
And yes, i photoshopped those pictures. So I apologize if i offended real photoshoppers, but i only used about 10 minutes on them, since i wanted to finish them quickly when i was supposed to be sleeping.
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