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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 666: THE RAPTURE THAT WASN'T (18+)

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

And here's why:

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http://www.alienvspredator2.com/forum/6008.html

http://www.alienvspredator2.com/forum/6380.html

http://www.alienvspredator2.com/forum/6581.html

http://www.alienvspredator2.com/forum/6834.html

http://www.alienvspredator2.com/forum/6930.html

EDIT: There are loads of potentially offensive things in this thread, so please keep out if you're under 18 years old.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 13 years ago

NO, YOUR FACE IS THE RAPTURE THAT WASN'T, I HAVE PROOF THAT IT HAPPENED IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:
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Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

No, no, no no no. You don't know who you're fucking with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qwjiEHB20&feature=related

Not only is Randy Savage the TRUE King of Kings (as signified by his sweet crown), but he's also got a god (Zeus) on his side. Rapture Jesus cannot possibly prevail.

Snap into a Slim Jim... BITCH.

PREDATORv2, Yautja, 13 years ago

Nobody messes with the macho man randy savage! Oooh Yeah!

(He died didn't he?)

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

He died preventing the rapture, yes. May 21st will from this day forth be known as Macho Madness.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

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This is too important not to widen the page.

Peterson, Yautja, 13 years ago

Got fucking inked today!

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

Well, Horus' eye is pretty nice, but I would suggest the Horde logo, lol.

Peterson, Yautja, 13 years ago

meh i like the eye of horus which is why i got it only cost $110 so wasnt too expensive honestly though for people that dont have tattoos its not that bad when your getting it feels like your just being scratched, obviously its differnt whereever you get your tattoo like i got mine on my right arm so it wasnt to bad couple times it hurt a little but not much

-Bloo-, Yautja, 13 years ago

"No, no, no no no. You don't know who you're fucking with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qwjiEHB20&feature=related

Not only is Randy Savage the TRUE King of Kings (as signified by his sweet crown), but he's also got a god (Zeus) on his side. Rapture Jesus cannot possibly prevail.

Snap into a Slim Jim... BITCH."

fuck

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

Hey kids! It's time for...

DEATHDROP'S "DON'T BE AN IDIOT" RULES!!

Rule # 345 to not being an idiot: Wild Turkey is a sipping drink. do not chug it. It's bad.


Peterson, Yautja, 13 years ago

oooooo good rule

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

I'm amazed I was even able to type that out.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

Well, if it makes you feel better, you forgot to capitalize one letter.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

Yeah, well... You're fat.

I should probably replace that broken link.

EDIT: It fixed itself. Clearly, The Macho Man is sending a message from beyond the grave. In celebration, I declare this the "talk like a wrestler" thread. Prepare yourselves.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

I DO NOT CARE WHAT THE ROCK WHO IS THE CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE COOKS, FOR THE WARRIOR DOES NOT NEED IT! IT IS THE POWER OF THE GODS THAT COMES THROUGH THE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER INTO MY VIENS! IT IS THAT WHICH IS THE COOKING OF THE POWER THE FEEDS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!

*SNORTS*

Gaunt, Yautja, 13 years ago

I WILL HAVE SOME OF THE ROCK'S COOKING!

-Insert loud roar-

nomnomnom :3

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

I'm taking over with this.

Mebber, Yautja, 13 years ago

Wow, thats a competent translator.

PREDATORv2, Yautja, 13 years ago

Drink some tiger's blood I hear its good for you when you go bowling.