-Bloo-,
Yautja,
13 years ago
It'd be hilarious if this weren't really me and I were really just some idiot who stumbled into the mic while the original me died off a long time ago via explosive anal cancer induced by an ass-blasting giant shrimp while swimming somewhere exotic because that's more exciting than Omaha.
Wait, no, that wouldn't be hilarious. I'd be fucking dead. That's almost worse than a falling-off-stairs concussion or being Denzel Washington while getting rammed by a moving train 12 days from retirement.
But I digress (in an off-topic thread, nonetheless). Cake, everyone! Cake!