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krio, Human, 10 years ago

Deathwraith

I know what you mean. I can barely get enough male friends, before another female comes.

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

Who knew Funky Town was such a good song.

I sure didn't.

I like Funky town.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

I wish I had more people friends, but all I see are animals.

I live in a forest.

@Krio: Damn, it sounds like they're really lining up. Have you considered making a "I have cooties" sign?

krio, Human, 10 years ago

hmmm.... no, they know me too long for that. sometimes i lie hat i have a diffrent girlfriend..... to be honest, i am not sure how link is able to withstand all the girls around him! to me, it gets annoying!

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

It's because he's a fictional character with no personality surrounded by other fictional characters with no personality.

krio, Human, 10 years ago

hmm..... true, true. i guess he is MADE to withstand it. but us humans are not made to withstand this....


i wonder how a fictional charactter would be if he did have a personality....

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

Like the ones from Mass Effect, I assume.

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

Well Madonna has a personality i guess, But that's about as close as it gets.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

She doesn't REALLY have a personality; there's an actress with a mic hidden nearby whenever Madonna makes a public appearance.

Dronehive, Human, 10 years ago

I am said actress, of course.



(also anybody *get* my avatar?)

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

No. No one likes anime beside man children and weaboos.

And we all know what i think of weaboos

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

Hide that avatar before the cosplayers of the world realize that hair can be used as a deadly weapon. We have neither the numbers nor the technology to defeat such an onslaught.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

It looks like no one knows what a goddamn Necronomicon is (me included), so I'm gonna give it a rest.

@DH: She... wants to get drilled. Hot. Did I get it?

@CH: Yes, we know you want to stick your dick in them, GIVE IT A REST.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

I thought the Necronomicon was like "the book of the dead" or something, kind of like a picture book for aspiring Necromancers.

Edit of rage: Oh? You want to come to my site and pick on my members do you? You want to fuck with ME! I'll stomp your fucking heart into the dust, I'm a Mod, you know what that means you punk ass bitch? That means that's my job, to stomp on ass-wipes like you! Yeah the writing is novice, the God danged Admin is twelve years old! And the site is beautifully done, by a twelve year old! And you want to come here, you fuck face, just to call us out on not being the best writers you've seen on the internet? You can go crawl in a hole and die you worthless piece of shit.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

Somehow I don't think your rage was directed at me, but if it was:

Buddy, I eat nails for breakfast. Like, TOE nails. I'm the very definition of hardcore. Porn Hub calls me up and uses me as an example for weird fetish videos, motherfucker.

I DO even lift, bro.

Edit: Wait, ok, I actually read through that whole thing and what happened? Are you talking about THIS website? 'Cause P is, like... NOT 12.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

I mean, aren't we all 12, at heart? Unless we eat a lot of junk food, because then we'd be like 50-ish at heart, I guess.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

@SR: Bro... Holy shit. Do you, like, need a glass of water or something?

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

I missed it, What happened?

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

Everyone died.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

Nah, not this site, I'm not a Mod here. And I wouldn't talk to you like that Bloo, you're nice and everybody loves you, like Snoopy. It was another site I'm on(and the Administrator is really twelve) and this ass hat came on just to tell us our writing was "incredibly novice" and he was too good for the site.

It made me really mad at the time, now I'm all mellow again, like Bruce Banner but more kick-ass. *devours Christmas tree shaped snack food* I guess I'm a fifty year old at heart who's really a twelve year old at heart, if that makes sense.