zero-alpha,
Yautja,
11 years ago
ZA- Why hello there sir, it's kinda dead to night don't you think hahahahahaha!
bartender- Good afternoon sir can I get you anything?
ZA- As long as its alcohol.
bartender- Coming right up. So by the way, what's it been like for you so far?
ZA- First of all, I have barely even gotten a chance to sit down and play some fucking Aliens VS Predator 3 because I'm always working my ass off. Second of all, life is boring and nothing is really interesting to me anymore.
bartender- Thats a shame. That must explain why your at this bar so late at night.
ZA- You know what's funny? I didn't even know this place had alcohol!
bartender- No we don't, you have just been hallucinating. In fact, you have been drinking toilet water for the past five minutes.
ZA- (barf) Son of a bitch! This day cannot possibly get any worse!
UX- Yo wasup Zero-Alpha
ShockWave- Been a long time buddy.
Deathdrop- Hey Zero-Alpha. Just to let you know, if you notice when you get back to your hive that all your twinkies and gummie bears are gone, it wasn't us ok. We also didn't set your comic book collection on fire and put a woopee cushion under your pillow in your bed.
ZA- Hey look the three stooges showed up ( pointing at UX, ShockWave, And Deathdrop).