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DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Waralien that's cheating and I am sorry but you are to be punished for your crime.

*Waralien is locked in a room full rabid half-starved Hyenas after having all his weapons taken away*

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

SKULL RIPPER YOU SON OF A BITCH.

YOU TRIPPED ME.

WHY YOU BE TRIPPIN.

Waralien, Yautja, 11 years ago

*crunching sounds are heard from the room*

Yay, I've always wanted to try this recipe!

*crunching sounds continue*

Hmm, not sure if I should add wasabi or black pepper to this...better make it both. Hey! Dinner's ready, try my new African surprise gumbo! Now with sushi bits!

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

How the hell?


*after a very thorough search Waralien is locked in a padded room in a straight-jacket after having his mouth tapped shut*

Let's see you get out of this one!

skull_ripper, Yautja, 11 years ago

"Fungus" is why i be trippin. I trippeded yo ass to out run the already dead land sharks ya dingy.

@waralien: acidic urine. Tinkle waralien, tinkle like you've never tinkled before.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Ok now the room is water proof, acid proof, military proof, fire proof, mud proof, tear proof, salt proof, wasabi proof, proof proof proof proof proof!

Waralien is not leaving this room! I declare victory!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

HI, FOLKS! YOU'RE A NEW ROOMMATE WHO'S ALREADY WOKEN ME UP TWICE TONIGHT.

DO YOU:

A. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

B. SLAM THE DOOR.

3. TALK LOUDLY.

4. FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

5. B 3 AND 4.

I KNOW THEY DON'T MATCH, BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE IT'S 2:00 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING. FUCK.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

A. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Because, except for people I love and respect, I'm the type of person who loves their sleep and does not do well when woken up before it's time to get up anyway.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

WRONG ANSWER!

YES, THE DOUCHEBAG DOWN IN FRONT?

"Yo I say option 4, bro."

SHOW HIM WHAT'S HE'S WON!

WHY, IT'S CRADLE OF FILTH!

EDIT: And The Brak Show.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Well seeing as that I have zero interest in fucking(I have better things to do, I'll get that eventually in a few years) I decided to choose A.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

Man, sounds like he's having a fucking good time!


...




I'll see myself out.

Gaunt, Yautja, 11 years ago

*Riding through several doorways and walls, I knock War straight out of his straight jacket and into a massive wasabi dish, continuing to plough through on my trusty steed, its mighty tusks engorging the air as I rear it around in the wasabi sauce pool*




THAT'S RIGHT!! I RIDE THE SPACE WALRUS!!








Wrong A, aye?







Well ... fuck.





Speaking of fucking, is it a bad to to mention the fear turkey?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

@DH: Pssst... It was a rhetorical question.

Blizzard, Yautja, 11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM-M_F7WrPg

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

It's amazing how short these threads last.

...

Kind of like my roomate!

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blizzard, Yautja, 11 years ago

rofl glad Im not your room mate

Waralien, Yautja, 11 years ago

I am free!

*starts opening up chain restaurants all round the town*

First 5 customers get a Bloo bobble head (you may need to wash your hands and or claws after handling the product)

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

My bobble head features two points of articulation.




It's still technically a bobble head.

gamefreak33797, Yautja, 11 years ago

Would the other be the pelvic region?

concretehunter, Yautja, 11 years ago

I just had the most horrifying experience, Snow's hit the south of england pretty bad. I was walking on the dales when i saw a figure in the snow. It was a woman freezeing to death naked. I was mortified, I had been walking for hours and had just gone in one big circle.