-Bloo-,
Yautja,
11 years ago
Fool! Does thou not see why the Slenderman hathn't one to call a face? Thy hunger didn't call for normal pie - nay, the evil suit once housed eyes and nostrils and even a chin, yet all was lost in a bout of taste buds as the Slenderman wished to defile the Anti-Pie's existence and consume it, yet the Anti-Pie was no bitch-nigga and popped a cap in his face, yo!
The ignorance is infuriating. Outlandish bitch-fuckery! The old scrolls, the B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T., as they had collectively been collected, notoriously illustrates this minuscule yet immensely influential historical event in grand detail, sketching finely just how very, very deep this shit went down, son!
One cannot and should not place the blame on such a mind so full of youthful ig'nance, yet one also cannot nearly refuse thy arm from first stretching backward away from thy body and then shooting forward in a fit of rage toward said youth's cheek bone.
But fret not, little nigga, for if thou'st brain can'st educate thyself prior to this fateful meeting in which our manliest of men fight to vanquish the most unholiest of worms from the realm of Kirby's never-ending tummy, than thou'st will learn today!
You see, it all started ẁ̭̩͍̩̺͍̮͔̗̳̗͈̯̞̖͖̭ͮ̒̌ͤ͊̈̂̊̑̍̓ĥ͔͖̟̤͔̪͈̰̯͓̤̥͑͛́͗ͦͦ͐ͭ̊͌̑ĕ͍̖̻͉͎͔̹̘̯͖̲̩̰͕̹ͭ͆ͥ͐͌ͦͥn͇̮͇̖̗̰̭̝̥͎̖̗͇͖͎͐ͦͣ̔ͯ̑̒̓̍̇ͧ̉ͨ͊̈ͅ ͈̤̰̝͖̱͔̣̌̓ͥ̀̆̂͒̏̈̄̏́̉̔̋͆́̽ͅͅ|̖̗̼͖̣͉̜̪̲̣̭̼͑͋ͭ̒ͯ̂͒̃|̩͉̼̜̘̫̞̼̪̮͊̍ͪ̄̋̈ͯ|̜̤͚̤̺̪ͨͭͭͫͬ̂ͫ̾͛ͭ̿ͮ̃̄|̮͚͓͚̫̬̹̞͔͚͕̬̙̺̟͒̀̄ͭ̈̂͊͋ͅ|͖͖̬̳̲̮͇ͫ̽͑͛͛ͤ̊̅|͎̯̼͎̥̭͇͕̙͇ͩ̔̋̃ͬ̈͑ͬ́̔̒͗̋ͬ̎͑͋̚ ̳̩͚͔̤̭ͭ͂̒ͦ̇ͣ͛ͫ͛̚h̩͇̖̣͔͈̜̹̹̮͖̥̬̏̊̋ͫ̎̒̈̓ͪ̃̄e̘̘̠̭̱̤̺̝͚̥͔̮ͪͮͤ̂ͨ͛̊ͬ ͙̟͚̝̇ͪ́ͪͯ̆ͅc̭͙̼̤̻̦̝̟̙͑̌ͪ͂ͩ̓̓ͬỏ͚̦͇̙̗͙̳̺̞̼̭̹̟̯̘̰̠̰̉̒͐ͪ̆ͬ̒͌́̚m̟͎͍͕͎̜͎̬͍͕͇̉̓̿̇ě̜̺͍͙̦͍̜͔̌̌̌͒ͩͩͮ̀̚s͈̘̫̙̟͎̰͚̻̪̟͖̬̘̹̺͙̱̫̾͊́͌̾̈͒ͮ͋̆̚̚̚