$1000's of Dollars into the development of the Space Pen when all they had to do was fork over $1 for a bag of 20 pencils. Sounds like someone had a little to much time and Tax payers money when they came up with that one.
Your name has the word "tit" in it. You also have the number 12. You speak of octopus pie. An octopus has several limbs, and you have several tits. Also, octopuses = OCTOPI.
Motherfucker, I just exposed the fuck out of you. What do you have to say for yourself?
Yes, yes they are. But only if they are the real deal. Any of those factory ones are processed dog turds wrapped in a camels foreskin. The true meat pies are the best.
Ssh we must be careful, if we say anti-pie any more times then it might just summon the horror of the Pie Demon from his hellish domain. Beware of the Pie Demon's gaze. If you look at him you will surely die. Beware the Pie Demon's voice. He will try to force you to turn around and by making noises and whispering behind your ear. Beware the Pie Demon.