Remember boys and girls
Don't drink and drive
Make sure you can hold you booze
Do not give kids adult drinks
Drunkness may cause you to make poor moral choices
Hangovers are not fun no matter how funny they are on TV
Your relatives and friends will remind you of you worst drunk moments until youd die or they die
Bad things can happen to you when you are drunk
Drunks often never live things down ^See Above
and last but not least
From DarkCountess, RuthlessWarrior and Tank!