This guy that was moving had recently lost his Burm to an illness(R.I.P Spiky, that was her name) and where he was going he wasn’t aloud to have snakes and he couldn’t bare to send the clutch of twelve that Spiky laid to animal control so he said he gave all but one egg to some of his friends who wanted a snake or two. Long story short that’s how we ended up with the gorgeous babe. This picture was taken on the sidewalk near my apartment. It was a funny day because this woman walking with her husband and three children freaked out when she saw the snake but Blade she was just chillin’. Of course I had to explain that she was just trying to get some sun and was calm as long as you did try to drag her. Harpy can belly dance with her and not worry. But anyhow Switch is pretty placid unless she’s hungry, you smell like a rat or she’s just eaten.
Shenanigans! You could never successfully hit it, because it's tail and head prevent it from laying flat on it's back for the missionary position, the tail prevents going in the back door, and the fangs would make oral a bad idea.
Ok to successfully “hit that” you might wanna try an alternate version of doggie style or an extreme version of the missionary. As for oral can’t really help you on that.
Now this one on the other hand might not be such a challenge.