YAR! 'Yee lil' wee lads n' lasses tink yee seen a man's booby, do yee?
HAR! Y've seen nothin'. Upon me Mother's grave, I've seen 'em. I was but a wee lad, no taller'n yonder wooden post. 15 years 'o watin', and finally I was sailin' the high seas 'o breast milk. We were'n bad waters that day, me lads... Worse waters'n the Devil 'mself spits up when he's gagged upon a bad soul.
That's when we saw 'er. SHE WAS 100 FEET IF SHE WERE A FOOT!
Biggest, meanest tit this side 'o Rosie O'donnell 'erself. But it weren't no lady 'o the sea attached to that tit... 'TWAS THE BEHEMOTH 'IMSELF, MANTITS MAGOO!
Look upon the beast who took me legs if yee dare...
In other words, get back on topic.