Why NOT a dinosaur? I mean, if you're going the "killed during sex with animal" route, a cloned dinosaur beats the hell out of a horse.
I mean, yes, the ideal death is by UFO invasion, but the rich man keeps that to himself in this country.
The rest of us have to buy lesser deaths at the STOP.
STRIKE THAT. REVERSE IT. WONKA THIS BITCH UP.
Everybody see this? That's what a MAN looks like. Look how he handles his shit. What about you? What social clubs have you joined lately? You gonna save the whales? No? Then shut the fuck up while the grownups talk.