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DeathWraith, Yautja, 9 years ago

Well all birds are classified as dinosaurs, so stuff like robins and hummingbirds too.

krio, Yautja, 9 years ago

Yeah.
But chickens were the first thing to come to mind.



Hmmmmmm
I eat dinos....

-Bloo-, Yautja, 9 years ago

Eating dinos is really queer of you, Krio. You're not supposed to swallow them.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 9 years ago

Are you accidentally talking about dildos again, Bloo?

skull_ripper, Yautja, 9 years ago

@DW and Bloo: Dildos are love, dildos are life.


So there's a 90% chance I'll be a dish dog over the weekend. First time ever doing this so... yea... really anxious about this. First time dish dog on Bike-fest weekend at the Lake of the Ozarks? Yaaaay....

The phrase "fuck me running" comes to mind. Wish me luck please.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 9 years ago

Never heard of that race, but good luck.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 9 years ago

"Fuck me running" sounds dangerous.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 9 years ago

@DW: Every post I've ever made has something to do with dildos except that one and this one. This one has nothing to do with dildos. Me telling you that this has nothing to do with dildos doesn't mean it now has something to do with dildos just because the word 'dildo' is in this post eight times - I just want to let you know that this post has nothing to do with dildos. It will never have anything to do with dildos.

@SR: "Fuck me running" sounds like an athletic dildo brand OH FUCK

DeathWraith, Yautja, 9 years ago

Why don't we get ads for cool stuff like athletic dildos instead of useless shit like furniture and proteins or whatever.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 9 years ago

There's furniture with dildos on them. It's only a matter of time until the bots catch up.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 9 years ago

I want to have your babies.

EDIT: Also I second DW's point about the lack of dildos.

EDIT OF EDIT: Lana Wachowski's hair isn't bright fuck-off neon pink anymore, and that makes me a sad panda.

krio, Yautja, 9 years ago

Bloo, that...
That story....
It was beautiful...
I'm crying...

DeathWraith, Yautja, 9 years ago

That doesn't sound at all like something I need to buy.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 9 years ago

Man I wish I had one of those electric haircut machines, whatever they're called in English.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 9 years ago

They're called "vibrators," if I'm not mistaken.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 9 years ago

Man I wish I had a vibrator.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 9 years ago

Maybe try Amazon if you're looking?

skull_ripper, Yautja, 9 years ago

No, no, no, buy your Vibrator on Ebay, using the "used" product filter. How else will you know for certain that it works if it hasn't already been taken out for spin?

ultimate-xeno, Yautja, 9 years ago

What are you guys talking about, I am so confused. Oh, also I broke my foot too, it really sucks not being able to do anything

Deathdrop, Yautja, 9 years ago

@skull_ripper: Well done.