I found at-shirt, entitled The Slaughtered Lamb on Etsy. Can anyone guess what movie that's from?
So despite being back, working on another RPG post, my weird habit of buying stuff for vacations/events and becoming embroiled in the world that is Skyrim: Dawnguard I'm still here....sort of.
I just wanna talk about Dawnguard/Skyrim right now so I'm gonna do that though I appreciate the DeathWraith's love of Hellsing Ultimate. I have this habit of trying to save random NPCs from Vampire attacks, seems Riverwood keep getting attacked. So far only one person has been killed and that was the annoying bard Sven(yeah I don't like him and still don't like him). So far I've restarted at one save point FOUR times just to save Stump the Dog and Camilla. I restarted once to save the horse at Whiterun Stables(she was mauled to death by a pack of Death Hounds) Oh and I'm kinda glad that the Hall of the Vigilant was destroyed. Assholes took my beloved Dawnbreaker once and I had to go back to my save point for that! Also those Death Hounds are something else, they look like mutant Cane Corsos. Glad they made the Vampires actually look a bit creepy with this DLC. Oh and here's a funny dilemma I have: One of my characters is suppose to the goody-two-shoes while one is a top assassin/thief. Yet my "good" character joined the Dark Brotherhood simply because Shadowmere is the best goddamn horse in Skyrim. But I discount that as a necessary evil mkay? Also my "good character" Redguard Harbinger/Dawnguard Member know simply as Kavara is a wonder to behold, she enjoys hunting bandits, rogue Dragons, Vampires, Feral Werewolves, Giants and when she not hunting she spends her nights in the comfort Jorrvaskr drinking Mead and leaving scratches all over her husband Farkas' back. My dear little Khajiit, Ki'Taala enjoys light armor, bows, catching fish, Fort raiding, bounty hunting and flirting with Maul(damnit how come I can't marry Maul?!?!)
And last but not least the badass bitch Zei'vora Ranjee! The Listener, Nightingale a now the richest Argonian in Skyrim. Lives a "simple" life with beloved husband Scouts-Many Marshes...while taking the occasional contract and murdering annoying NPCs in their sleep. Vivienne Onis being the recent victim, because nothing solves a problem(annoying Imperial lover) like Mehrune's Razor, Potent Poison and a Prolonged Invisibility Potion. Also everyone is taking bets on which Daedric Prince get's Zei'vora's soul when she dies because she owns every Daedric artifact in the game.
Oh and who here has gone back to the Thalmor Embassy and murdered Elenwen?
General Tullius is still and insufferable asshole and I still get a kick out of giving him the two shittiest holds in Skyrim. Even though this time around(after deleting all my characters) I haven't joined either side in the war yet. Yet I'm still a staunch Stormcloak sympathizer. Talos be with you, fight or die well!