I feel like for some strange reason it would be a sitcom. Somewhere between the most awesome sitcom Dinosaurs and According to Jim.
Deathdrop, the dad with the bad comb over and obscenely hairy forearms.
Bloo, the cool cousin who lives over the garage and does cool band/art stuff.
ConcreteHunter, the mad science older brother who lives in the garage and goes all broom handle on Bloo when he practices on the drums.
Peterson, the scary uncle you mess with in his sleep and lose a finger.
DeathWraith, the neighbor who gets unmarked brown packages and throws rocks when you try to cut across his yard.
DarkLioness, the sister who eats scary peppers.
GameFreak, the shock jock cousin.
DroneHive, the counter shock jock cousin.
Supersonic, the sane guy.
Tawganator, the cousin who knows a little bit about everything that makes you wonder how he learned.
Badapple, the incredibly relatable funny man cousin.
Rampage, the randomly arriving cousin shock jock to end all shock jocks.
Gaunt, the cake guy who probably talks like the Swedish Chef.
ThePredator13, the Cousin who does the head tilt and runs away from the crazy.
FireHunter, the who giggles in the corner with Peterson.
Pv2, the cool uncle who makes awesome guest appearances.
Krio, the cousin that makes everyone stare and tilt their heads when he talks.
PredAlienWarrior, the cousin who brings up interesting topics and makes cool stop motion animations.
Blizzard, eveyone's favorite cousin.
Ultimate-xeno, the cousin who lives in the basement and comes out to snag food.
^This is my take on everyone if it was a sitcom family, I would totally watch this show by the way. Also, I'd probably be the dog or the Hobo.