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-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

If it makes you feel better, I once tried to microwave my lunch box.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

That sucks Tawg, I hope you're feeling better. Honestly I haven't injured myself in my sleep but I have injured others because I move a lot in my sleep. Nobody likes getting punched in the spine by a sleeping man apparently.

@Bloo: If it was a metal lunchbox may your microwave rest in peace, if it was a plastic lunchbox may it rest in peace. I mourn for your lunchboxes and Microwaves Bloo, may they rest in peace. I shall begin an complex ritual mourning them, may they rest in peace.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. My life is the movie "Clerks" at the moment.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

I like getting punched in the spine by a sleeping man.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

@SR: It was a lunchbag that you zip up, and there was a half eaten cup of applesauce.

I think I was... trying to make bowl noodles, I guess? I...







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Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

@Deathwraith: Why the spine specifically?

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

Oi, 20 something bums. GET ON SKYPE BECAUSE ITS 4 AM AND YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT TALK TO ME

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

IN AN INTERESTING TURN OF EVENT:

I have a poetry midterm to finish p. Goddamn. POETRY. F UCK.

If there was anything I'm weak at, it's poetry. I can't control the quality of this shit like with all my other writing - it's either a hit or a miss.

I was gonna say I didn't sign up for this, but. No. I literally signed up for this, literally.

Fu

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

Alright here's some essential reading to rip off:

http://www.bartleby.com/123/40.html

http://www.bartleby.com/103/32.html

http://www.bartleby.com/123/14.html

http://www.thenagain.info/Classes/Sources/PetrarchPoems.html

http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarchive/singlePoem.do?poemId=14749

http://www.warpoetry.co.uk/owen1.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invictus

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/175772

http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/power_of_dog.html

Yeah so just rip all this off and you'll be considered a genius.

Edit: Ill do homework for money

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

You could pay me to write a poem for you Bloo, at a discount even, like four/five bucks. Here is a sample of a poem I wrote on the spot about the Covenant from Halo from a Grunts point of view.

"When we rebelled, you almost fell.
You treat us like sh*t and the Jiralhanae roast us on a spit.
I hate you all and hope you die."

Awesome stuff right?

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

I got one

"ROses are red,
Violets are red,
I killed my wife at a florists."

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

Here is another.

"Spinal cords are covered in red,
Some internal organs are blue.
I'm one ugly motherfucker and I'm going to decapitate you."

By Skull Ripper the whimsical Yautja.

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

My sweet Angel of Death how I love thy rage

Killing your enemies with such disdain

My sweet Angel of Death I freed you from your cage

Causing your enemies such great pain

You kin move about like one great flood

You love the taste of your enemies sweet blood


Now guess who this is about?

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

So Ellen Page is a lesbian.

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

\M/ (-_-) \M/

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

I knew a guy who called himself a lesbian because he thought it just meant you liked girls... nobody ever told him that it actually refers to a girl who likes girls.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

I'M DONE.

Now I have another essay and a test to keep studying for...

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

Oh, don't worry about it, I've been studying for the same Japanese exams for several years now. Well, not really studying, more like complaining in Korean about how I have to study Japanese and playing videogames while thinking that I should study for those exams.


So uh, did you like those SPICA songs, because I've been listening to them almost exclusively since I found out that those were actually their real voices being good and not just great edits as is usual in pop music.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

Spica... sounds like congealed spittle or something. Little mucus wads flying out peoples faces when they yell and shit.... >.>

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

@Concrete: Best news I've heard all day. Lesbians are awesome.