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-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

@DL: Yeah, like we can't hit on each others sisters.

Moms, though, sure.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

^Because all that would be weird and by that I mean hitting on everyone's relatives.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

Pets are probably off limits too.





Probably.

concretehunter, Yautja, 11 years ago

Furniture's off limits. Its hard to resist those sexy tables.

One time i found a table so sexy i waited until nightfall and broke into Ikea. I darted past the cameras and armed guards only to find the table blocked by lasers. I ninja'd my way though the lasers and found myself atop the table. I dropped my trousers exposing my meat n' two veg. I proceeded to squat down until my ball's just grazed the table. I began to do shuffle in a circular motion. Every step i took a small fart came out.

I saw others like me in the shadows, They realized that i was now dominant and began to receded into whatever dark pits they came from. After marking my territory i embraced my lover.

"I'm sorry i must leave you my sweet" I left a single rose atop her mighty oak finish and left into the night.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

...I need a towel.

Rampage, Yautja, 11 years ago

Of course pets are off limits!

Anyone else?

concretehunter, Yautja, 11 years ago

Haha, Yeah!




God damn do i know some sexy goldfish, Scaly pornstars.

ValkyrieWrath, Yautja, 11 years ago

Hmmm you guys always seem to be really nice to DarkLioness all the time. Odd.


@Bloo

So what is it? Is she like dating one of the Mods or something?

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

concretehunter said:

God damn do i know some sexy goldfish, Scaly pornstars.


For some reason, this was small. I fixed it for you.

@VW: Yes. I am a secret mod and we are making secret babies. I couldn't tell anyone because the babies can talk like parrots and would spill all the secrets.

concretehunter, Yautja, 11 years ago

Ok bloo i think i figured out how to private message, Look i don't appreciate you telling everyone about the way that goldfish arouse me. I mean i get giant, Throbing erections when i see them.

I think i fixed my small font problem aswell.

Waralien, Yautja, 11 years ago

This amuses me

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Can we change the subject please?

And no I'm not dating any of the Mods! That would be illegal.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

Bloo wrote to concretehunter:

I'm sorry, man. It's just, I'm not comfortable that it's goldfish that give you erections these days instead of me. It used to be me, remember? Do you remember that? Remember when you used to call me Papa Bear? When we used to collaborate on gay furry fiction together and cyber all the time? Fuck, man. I'm getting excited just thinking about it, but I'm just getting my hopes up because all of that is in the past and will never happen again.

I even wrote a poem for you because I miss it SO MUCH.

when your dick used to love me
instead of those goldfish
i used to love me
like the crackers, Gold Fish

perhaps my radiant moon will shine
for thee again one day
perhaps those furries will be mine
again, but nay

when we used to talk of horse ass
i used to get off on that
goddammit
ass


It's a good thing this is all through Private Message. Just know that we have history, bro.

concretehunter, Yautja, 11 years ago

I'm dating Deathdrop.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

I knew it. That whore.

concretehunter, Yautja, 11 years ago

I told them i was dating Deathdrop to throw them off the trail, Poor guy. I'll break his heart.

Yeah i remember the poems. The Fan-fics. I remember staying up all night and we'd watch spanish game shows and poorly write haykus

I like nude furry men,
They tickle me in the penis tip,
Bloo be my furry man.

Papa bear i want things to be the way they used to be.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

What an interesting developement

Waralien, Yautja, 11 years ago

Again this amuses me.

concretehunter, Yautja, 11 years ago

Please respond, I'll give up goldfish for you. I'll get out my panda suit and we can do it the old way. I promise. I'll even finish that fanfic about Batman and wile e coyote. How did i leave it off?

Wile E. kissed batmans cheek.
"You know we can never be together"
Batman simply stood with a stern look on his face.
"But i must have you"
Batman picked up Wile E. and sat him down on the desk, Slowly kissing from his neck to his crotch.

I know it's hard, You running a Xeno clan and me running a Yautja clan. But we can make it work! I'll never molest a table or a goldfish again. Promise.

Waralien, Yautja, 11 years ago

Anyone else feel the vapors here?