Gaunt,
Yautja,
16 years ago
Happy new year!!!.
Ok I'll do a short story.
Gaunt woke up in the middle of nowhere, He had a splitting headache, There was only one empty can of larger on the floor next to him but that was oviously enough.
Gaunt then remembered that he had gone to a party, Had a bit to eat, thrashed people at twister and was then given a can of larger, He got drunk and passed out and they must of drove out here and dumped him in the middle of nowhere.
Gaunt desided to try and get back home, He hitched hiked got picked up by some slipnot fans who were returning from a new year gig and was dropped off one mile away from his appartment.
After climbing up eight flights of stares because the elevator was broken, Gaunt got back into his appartment and crashed out on his favourite blue bean bag, Gaunt fell asleep and started to dream about his favourite chew toy, He drouled in his sleep, mmmmmhhhhhmmmmm...rubber.
That's my story, Gaunt is quite simple minded but he knows how to take care of himself, And remember I'm a chestburster one can of larger would probably get me drunk.
So whos next to tell a story?