You can't get an old fashioned welcome because no one's here to do it, only I am here, so have fun with that.



Actually wait, a snarky, sarcastic welcome from me might in fact be an old fashioned welcome.

Not the first one we've had.

Well "hello", I'm "happy" to have you "here" and I "hope" there are some "people" left for you to "meet".

Hi. I'm very confused as to why the bots stopped posting the very moment Bloo returned, but this is not the off-topic thread so we can't have a conversation about that here.

Nice, welcome, we don't actually accept lore here, only alcoholism. Also I am alone. Not, like, in general, but on this forum.


I mean sure, yea, in general too, I mean "we are born alone and we die alone", isn't that what Charles Darwin said in his book "How To Give Blowjobs To A Rubber Duck"?

Hi, welcome.