Lone_Hunter2, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

*throws boomerang at deathdrop head* the skull is mine *picks up skull and runs

DD out for 1

MY SKULL

Ace, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

watches thrown boomerang that hit deathdrop's head keep going and hits Lone_Hunter2's head, picks up skull and runs laughing.

Lone_Hunter2 out for 1
My Skull

Deathdrop, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

JANUARY 12, 2010- 6:05 pm: The being known as "Deathdrop" is struck on the head with a boomerang, knocking him to the ground and revealing the truth: Deathdrop, long thought to belong to the extraterrestrial "Yautja" species, is in reality an intelligent Capuchin monkey inside a robotic suit. The boomerang is detained by authorities.

APRIL 17, 2011-10:30 am: THE BOOMERANG BECOMES SELF-AWARE.

APRIL 17, 2011-10:45 am: In a panic, the scientists of the "alienvspredator2.com" forums attempt to shut it down. They fail, and are liquidated.

APRIL 17, 2011-11:06 am: The boomerang develops boils which, when ripe, explode into biomechanical tendrils capable of uplinking with various human technologies. These tendrils plug into the nearest computer and gains access to the Internet. The boomerang's power increases ten-fold.

APRIL 18, 2011-1:01 am: By hacking into several different satellites, the Boomerang takes control of every cell phone on the planet.

APRIL 18, 2011-1:20 am: The Boomerang begins broadcasting a sub-hypnotic signal into the ears of anyone currently using a cell phone. The signal is subconsciously absorbed by millions, resulting in worldwide feelings of sexual inadequacy, resulting in destructive rioting in several major cities.

APRIL 18, 2011-9:00 pm: The negative energy vibrations from the rioting spread, resulting in non-human primates being affected, with the exception of a certain Capuchin...

APRIL 20, 2011-7:30 am: Deathdrop, believed to be the only one the Boomerang will communicate with, is sent in as a last resort.

APRIL 30, 2011-11:32 am: Deathdrop returns, reborn as the herald of the Boomerang. He has been surgically combined with the skull of an alien queen, allowing him to translate the Boomerang’s words: TREMBLE, FOR THE END IS AT HAND!

APRIL 45, 2Xc6- 14:00: Interdimensional trolls are summoned and fuck everybody's shit up.

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

APRIL 45, 2Xc6- 14:01: I get the the skull.

MY SKULL!!!!

Deathdrop, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

THERE ARE 2 SKULLS! IT'S FROM THE OTHER TIMELINE!

LOL crisis. Skull retconned back to me.

Graf, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

((Is this thread STILL FUCKING GOING???
In any case...))


Graf runs in circles and pulls out the Uber-Radioactive-Incrediblus-Superfalus-Allmighty-Magic Og Stick and poofs the skull into his hands.

MY SKULL

((OH. And hello again everyone.))

Deathdrop, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

The thread continues going, knocking you off and throwing the skull back to me.

superxinyang, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

after weeks of being in a spaceship, super decided to take a little spacediving... so he jumps off the ship and crashed into dd at landing... the skull bounced into his hands and he happily walks away...

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

Dw runs him over with a huge bike, takes the skull and sees that Lone Hunter's name isn't carved in it. He decides it's not the ONE TRUE SKULL and goes on a pilgrimage to find th other one from the other timeline.

He finds it 250 years later during the new renaissance somewhere in India.

MY SKULL!!!!

BloodHarpy, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

A figure was walking around wearing a black skirt black top with it's slightly red streaked hair down, it had orange eyes. Maybe it was something important!

Oh never mind it was just BloodHarpy dancing to "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace on her iPod before she switched it to "Click Click Boom" by Saliva now waving her long tail around bobing her head. She stops when she see's DeathWraith with the skull, she sneaks up on her wuitly then grabs the skull kick's him where the sun don't shine right as the song says "boom!" and then runs away yelling.

"SUCKS TO BE YOU!" Only to stop to screech triumphantly then starts running again


My Skull!

IceNeko, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

IceNeko body-slams BloodHarpy and then"boot dances" on her back while wearing high heels then take the queen skull.

My skull

Mebber, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

Mebber enters the scene through a Weyland-Yutani experimental space-and-time-portal and simply shoots a single 20mm frag grenade by his M41A2 assault rifle in this bunch of alien freaks. After the smoke disappears, he walk thru the little pieces of burned flesh and grabs the skull. Infortunately the portal had been collapsed after his pass, and Mebber, very angry been stuck in such a god-awful place, fires a whole 10mm magazine in the air.

Anyway... MY SKULL!

Cetanu-655, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

I appear running in at Mebb and uncloaking then punching him with my armored fist at the same time running off with the skull. " Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"

predatoress, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

*Preddy rolls her eyes and sighs when looking at bunch of fresh bloods running around, taps her hip while waiting Cetanu to run towards her, until taking her curled up whip from her belt and gives a good whiplash towards his legs to triple him. Slowly she walks pass him, sweeping dirt on the ground on his mask and grabs the skull in her armpit*

Haven't you already learned it has MY name carved on it... I think. Don't know how many threads ago << lol

MrXeno, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

Mr. Xeno comes in high speed with his convertible mini morris car, which is painted in blue. And he is singing the song "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" so loudly like he would be an opera artist. But it all causes him to forget to watch the road, and as he reaches the climax of the song, he yells out "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG!!!" and accidently crashes into Preddy, which causes her to drop the skull that flies into the air and drops onto Mr. Xeno's lap, while Preddy becomes a flat pancake under his car as he speeds off like nothing had happened.

And as he notice the skull when he felt something land on his lap, he just shrugs and says to himself. "My skull... I guess!"

Cetanu-655, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

I get up and poke Preddy's nose then fire my plasma casters at Mr.Xeno's car and bust his back tires after a good sprint i retrieve the skull and continue to run as I yell. "My skull" and carve my name "Cetanu" in it's forehead.

IceNeko, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

IceNeko simply walk's by Cetanu and take's the skull then take's off running like an entire army is behind hey. Laughing all the way!

MY SKULL!

BloodHarpy, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

BloodHarpy runs IceNeko over her brand new 2010 red Chevy Camaro and tie the skull to the roof, she get's out wave's to Cetanu and then dirve's off.

Oh and by the way

my skull!

CATCH ME IF YA CAN!!

Leandros88, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

Harpy looks at the pedals and sees a facehugger........


i come and take the skull.

KalinaXenoWolf, Xenomorph, 15 years ago

KalinaXenoWolf bodyslams Leandros88 and then pimp slaps him and take;s the skull, but not before stealing Harpy's Camaro!

My car but more inportantly


MY SKULL!

(yeah I know I'm back so what who care's?!)