Mebber,
Yautja,
14 years ago
I am very annoyed. While i was spending all of my time and energy to remove the damage my kingdom has taken over the last few battles, renegade heretics and strange mutans are running loose on my very own planet!
I've planned to save all of my power for a good opportunity to ambush Deathdrop as soon as he appears again; but now, my lamenting followers force me to act.
A new plague has emerged from the depths of the skullworld- awful sounds, so called "music", causing ear-cancer among my followers.
Because my troops are busy with the construction of my next (and most impressive) superweapon, i decide to handle the situation by myself. Shadowwall and his ear-cancer inflicting demons are easy to find due to the veeery loud noisiness they produce. I take their guitar and beat them to death in a bout of fury, then i grab SW himself and kick his ass sixty-one times, while i teach him:
"DON'T BUG ME WITH AWFUL NOISES!"
"DON'T BUG ME WITH AWFUL NOISES!"
"DON'T BUG ME WITH AWFUL NOISES!"
After that, i kick his ass once more, but this time with my mechanized Kick-Ass-Boots. He flies to the moon, and i take the skull.
My Skull.