DeathWraith, Yautja, 14 years ago

Clash of the Titans was one of the worst movies in the hostiry of movies and the fact that it made you feel anything other than hungry from puking so much means you are unfit to hold the skull. I get it because such is the law.


MY SKULL!!!

Battlemage, Yautja, 14 years ago

MAGUS IS NOT AMUSED!
He lifts his Rift Scythe and slashes DeathWraith's hand off!
After planting a time-field generator onto the ground underneath, he stomps on his arm and takes the skull. Magus walks away happily.

MY FRIKKIN SKULL

DeathWraith, Yautja, 14 years ago

DeathWraith doesn't care about this "MAGUS" or his sense of humour. He devours the time field and the time field generator, puts his hand back in place and breaks Battlemage's spine with his left nipple. It was THAT hard. Anyway, takes the skull and jumps.



MY SKULL!!!

WarBlade, Yautja, 14 years ago

I kick DeathWriath super hard in the balls making him grab them and and yell in apin wondering why I kicked his precious balls.

"Because you have the skul l and I want the skull and I have the skull. That's why."

I run off laughing like a maniac!

My Skull DeathWriath down for two in order to find new balls.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 14 years ago

Because you were too busy laughing and pointing at the now-nutless Deathwraith, you fail to notice the sub-dimensional tear in reality and run right into it. As a result, you end up in a strange realm where the sky is green and the clouds are black. The ground is the color of yellow-ish vomit, spongy, and probably alive.

You can't see too far ahead, because, despite it being daytime, there's a strange kind of darkness that always seems to remain in the distance. You can make out details that are close to your immediate area, but the farther away you get, the darker it gets. This is probably the result of the different laws of physics that this place has.

Occasionally, a loud "PHISSSSSSHHH!" sound can be heard in the distance. You don't know it yet, but that's the sound of the underground Moisture Absorbers firing their reproductive seeds into the sky, where they split into 2 separate beings: The nearly weightless Orbiter Larva, and the winged Flyers.

The Orbiter Larva will, as the name suggests, orbit the planet (or whatever this place is) until it grows large enough to combines with several other adult Orbiters to form an Orbiter Collective, which repair any damage to the atmosphere.

The Flyers land on young Z'rI'ggzths (which are born headless and with only part of a brain) and cocoon themselves to their necks. The Z'rI'ggzth uses the chemical reaction from the cocoon to morph into an adult, and the Flyer, having merged with the Z'rI'ggzth, sheds it's wings and becomes the creature’s head.

You see only bits and pieces of this and other parts of this ecosystem, and it confuses the hell out of you. Getting nervous, you walk quickly forward without knowing what you'll run into next. Looking overhead, you see something huge floating through the sky.

Whether it's an animal, plant, or some ungodly machine is impossible to tell. Whatever it's nature, it looks like the result of a one-night-stand between a flower and a jellyfish.

Deciding to get away from it as soon as possible, you rush away without looking, and end up falling into a huge hole with a shit-like texture (in contrast to it's bright orange color).

Falling for what seems like forever (yet with a sensation that feels like you're going up) you suddenly hit a soft gel at the bottom that somehow cushions your fall. Your panic subsides when you realize that you can still breathe in this stuff, and you sink slowly to the bottom. It’s almost as if relaxing made the gel move you.

Before you can ponder that thought for very long, you see a series of biomechanical tubes at the bottom that lead out into what looks like a gel-free hallway. Inside the tubes are gestating extraterrestrial fetuses. Specifically, the aliens I was in league with. You remember them, right?

The ones with heads like upside down pears, no mouths, 4 arms, shovel-like fingers, thin trails of hair-tentacles that trail into nothing, rows of nostrils on their backs, transparent skin, and goofy-looking chests? They’re just lifeless bodies for right now; their minds/souls/pilots are traveling faster than light to combine with them.

You see this combination happen, which sends a psychic shockwave through you that causes you to instantly develop 15 alternate personalities at once. As they try to repair you, (by transferring each new personality into it’s own cloned body. They’re into that sort of thing) they find the skull, which they wisely throw into a time portal. As it emerges in the present, I catch it with my stretchy arms.

MY SKULL!

DeathWraith, Yautja, 14 years ago

I have no balls to get kicked in... ah, whatever...

Shadowwall, Yautja, 14 years ago

I never said clash of titans was good just watched it and you should know by know I don't care if the movie is bad or not, I just watch them like avp:r :D

Therefore I kick you in the balls you don't have and you fall over DD long text and something happens and we start dancing together and ...

MY SKULL

Deathdrop, Yautja, 14 years ago

You left your post at "and..." and then just had "MY SKULL" written. Something happened between us dancing and you getting the skull. You see, in order to get the skull, you have to give blowjobs to the entire animal kingdom starting with the insects. By the end, your body is so full pof animal sperm that it explodes.

The remains of you slide over the skull.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 14 years ago

Yes, Shadowwall, but you should know by now that know and now are two completely different words, yet you don't. In that regard, i bid you all farewell as i call for a taxi. I step inside, tell the driver where i want to go and leave with the skull.


MY SKULL!!!

IceNeko, Yautja, 14 years ago

I was hiding in the trunk and very quitly push one of the back seats forward and grabbed the skull and slowly pulled in into the trunk with me smirking.

My Skull!

LadyDeathDealer, Yautja, 14 years ago

I push IceNeko out of the trunk that I was also somehow hidding in adn keep the skull. Wait how'd I end uo in a trunk?!

Whatever

My Skull IceNeko down for 2

BloodHarpy, Yautja, 14 years ago

LadyDeathDealer later followed IceNeko with an identical exit. So I guess it's one of those "to many clows in the car" situations except it was a trunk. Seeing as three people were somehow hidding in there. So I get the skull and wave to my cousin as she rolls down the street stopping near IceNeko who's doing a poor job adn crawling out of on-coming traffic.

My Skull LadyDeathDealer down for three after she got ran over by a Dodge Viper

HeavyDuty, Yautja, 14 years ago

I push Harpy out of thr trunk for moving over to make space and for not sharing the Salty n Sweet Chex mix that was in the trunk either. So I grab the skull as Harpy bounce's down the roar. I sit backa nd relax with the skull and the chex mix.

My Skull because I'm a badass marine OORAH!

DeathWraith, Yautja, 14 years ago

The taxi explodes and i try to absorb as much debris as possible so that the driver isn't harmed, but then i notice HeavyDuty and rewind, so that when the car explodes he gets hit by absolutely everything. I hate marines.



My Skull!! HeavyDuty out for 4 due to all bones in his body broken and most of his muscles ruptured.

ryanwethy, Yautja, 14 years ago

I take off my peanut butter monster disguise. I shot myself out of a cannon and while flying through the air I snatch the skull out of DeathWraith's hands and continue to fly through the air with the skull in hand.

No skull for U!!!!!

Shadowwall, Yautja, 14 years ago

The anti-facebook god grabs you in mid-air and throws the skull to me and starts hes rampage on the poor ryanwethy.
Thx m8 you will always be my allie


MY SKULL

ryanwethy, Yautja, 14 years ago

As Shadowwall was walking away, he sees the six flags guy dancing in front of the six flags bus. As you quickly run into the bus and sit down, it is revealed that the six flags guy was me in disguise. With a look of perplexion on your face I opened the window and snatched the skull from you while telling you that this bus is actualy a rocket. Through a remote control I send the rocket to moon which crashes into and destroys Deathdrop's castle. I then drive off into the sunset in my cardboard box.

MY SKULL!!!!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 14 years ago

I stomp the carboard box with my giant feet which become snakes. The snakes then become monkeys, which is the circle of life. This being the 200th post, I gain the skull.

MY SKULL!

Battlemage, Yautja, 14 years ago

Fine, I take my scythe, and stick it in between deathdrop's eyes.
Paralyzed in fear, i could easily take the skull. After planting yet another time-field generator, i trudge along the ground with the skull hidden on my body. However, Deathdrop kicked me in the balls, causing me to fall over on my scythe, impaling my shoulder.


FAILED ATTEMPT!
(facepalm)

AmerthystBlades, Yautja, 14 years ago

I was walking by listening to my iPod the song I was dancing to while swinging my bladed whip around was "Milkshake". I see the skull and walk over to it still dancing and I accidently smack Battlemage and Deathdrop on thw way to thw skull. I pick it up and walk away swinging my hips and tail while singing along to "Teeth".


My Skull

Show me your teeth!