-Bloo-,
Yautja,
15 years ago
If I could do one of the sequels, I'd probably have just one Alien in it with a new hero, plentiful amounts of dark humor, excessive amounts of nudity (as all horror movies must have), and maybe have it set in a giant, modern prison.
Sure, this is essentially just Alien 3 in 2005, but I can't think of any other buildings big enough to house 100+ people AND at the same time NOT have teenagers/school kids running around saving the day by working together in a ridiculously humorous way.
I might write a short story about it if I do enough research, since my summer job allows for large amounts of free time AND decent pay...