-Bloo-,
Yautja,
15 years ago
A clane? A clane? Buddy, do you know what the hell you're doing? No one has made a fucking clane in seven hundred years. Millions - billions, even - have tried and failed. What makes you think you're up to the task? Do you even know what a fucking clane is? Do you know what a fucking clane is, buddy? Do you? I'll tell you what it is, you arrogant mother fucker, you.
A clane... is hard to describe. A clane. What. Is. A. Clane. Well, what is god? English, is that really a language? Do you feel comfortable yet?
I'm the best there is and even I can't make a clane. I can certainly try again after all this time, but everyone knows I'll fail. What makes you think you can succeed where I didn't? You can't make a clane. I'm sorry to be the one to bust the nut here but you can't do it. I'm sorry. We've all tried.
But, hey. Don't get down on yourself. You at least have the right to know what a clane is.
...And so does everyone else. But no one knows what it is, do you understand? No one. A clane is impossible. Some believe it to be Zalgo or some other non-meme capable of undead immortality.
My lack of intelligent and big words to use here is no surprise - no one is smart when speaking of clanes. That's why this entire thread is full of shit.
Now do you understand why you can't make a clane, or should I draw you a diagram?