FUNNY AVP IDEAS
Unknown, Undefined, 17 years ago
if this is a cross over please lock it i thought it might be funny to let everyone post like a funny AVP fight like here today like in the city or wal mart fust thought it would be cool to let people make up funny fights
Unknown, Undefined, 17 years ago
HEY!!! THE NAME OF THAT BOY WAS PHILLIP J. FRY!!!
But if you want me to rhyme it to ya...
There was a guy and it`s not a lie
That the name of that guy was Phillip J. Fry.
And if you want me rhyming bout A.V.P.
Just say that to me and i`ll do it. YOU`LL SEE!
You`re all gonna see how i rhyme about those
Just the way Doggy rhymes about b!thches and h*es!
There was once a drone and the drone was named Yanci
And the drone in this poem would dress very fancy.
But a big strong Yautja covered it in his shade
And the drone said: "Buddy, move, or my colour will fade!"
This made the Yautja more upset than you think
So he grabbed Yancy, trying to drown it in the sink.
I never found out what else happened that day
But i tellz ya it`s nothin in the AVP way.
HA!Now shoot ME, TOO!!!
From the depths of the great Metal Sea we come to restore equalty...
But if you want me to rhyme it to ya...
There was a guy and it`s not a lie
That the name of that guy was Phillip J. Fry.
And if you want me rhyming bout A.V.P.
Just say that to me and i`ll do it. YOU`LL SEE!
You`re all gonna see how i rhyme about those
Just the way Doggy rhymes about b!thches and h*es!
There was once a drone and the drone was named Yanci
And the drone in this poem would dress very fancy.
But a big strong Yautja covered it in his shade
And the drone said: "Buddy, move, or my colour will fade!"
This made the Yautja more upset than you think
So he grabbed Yancy, trying to drown it in the sink.
I never found out what else happened that day
But i tellz ya it`s nothin in the AVP way.
HA!Now shoot ME, TOO!!!
From the depths of the great Metal Sea we come to restore equalty...
-Bloo-, Undefined, 17 years ago
Alien Vs. Predator: Shopping in space
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Okay, warning. This is extremely stupid and you should turn now if you don't like fruits. And yes I mean the food.
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Once upon a time...
Who lives in a Pine--
Once upon a time...
There was a boy named Larsa Solidor. He died in a car accident.
And there was another boy named Phillip Fry. He got sent to the future.
But enough of that. Once upon a time, Aliens took over one of the many Wal-Mart centers of the world and took it to space. I don't know how, don't ask me why, but every time I think of it, it makes my cry.
Predators didn't care. They liked to kill bears. And three little Aliens got kicked off a chair.
Many survivors died afterwards. 50 % of them got murdered by birds.
And so the rhyming continues, while a battle over Wal-Mart ravagingly ensues. It makes me want to kill Winnie-the-Pooh.
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End
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Yes, shoot me now. Do it and try again after 25 minutes.
"To me, everyone is crazy. The ones in the mental house got caught."
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Okay, warning. This is extremely stupid and you should turn now if you don't like fruits. And yes I mean the food.
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Once upon a time...
Who lives in a Pine--
Once upon a time...
There was a boy named Larsa Solidor. He died in a car accident.
And there was another boy named Phillip Fry. He got sent to the future.
But enough of that. Once upon a time, Aliens took over one of the many Wal-Mart centers of the world and took it to space. I don't know how, don't ask me why, but every time I think of it, it makes my cry.
Predators didn't care. They liked to kill bears. And three little Aliens got kicked off a chair.
Many survivors died afterwards. 50 % of them got murdered by birds.
And so the rhyming continues, while a battle over Wal-Mart ravagingly ensues. It makes me want to kill Winnie-the-Pooh.
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End
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Yes, shoot me now. Do it and try again after 25 minutes.
TheHunter, Undefined, 17 years ago
ok a alien vs a predator then the alien stabs the predator right in the nuts now that would be sad
Hunters moon
Hunters moon Stalker, Undefined, 17 years ago
The way AVP2 looks to be shaping up, we probably won't have to make them up *shudders*.
