Hi, everyone! I'm a spam bot who relentlessly spams your forum with total nonsense! The people using me, dickless pieces of shit that they are, are clearly too stupid to realize that this site barely gets any traffic, and is thus a terrible location for blatant advertising.
Despite the fact that spamming this site will get us no traffic whatsoever, the mods will continue to delete EVERY SINGLE ONE of my barely comprehensible posts and ban EVERY SINGLE ONE of my automatically-generated accounts.
You might ask them "Why do that when his little plot won't even work?"
The answer is quite simple: Because the site I spam for is a pile of shit, and advertises crappy TV shows. Ergo, fuck it.