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Yautja,
16 years ago
Bruce Willis, Liam Neeson and Stephen Chow. One of them is an Alien that transforms into a Predator who is in control of Soul Edge. Darth Vader comes to claim it (like he actually does in Soul Calibur IV, which was a shit story line in my opinion) while Stephen Chow does his kung fu thing to eliminate the terminators coming from the future, as they think John Connor's half step-brother is disguised as a certain weird-speaking little green alien, which is on Mars because he feels a disturbance in the force. He finds a Predator and does battle with him but later joins forces when both lives are indangered by the alien forces coming to earth.
I'll leave the rest to someone else. Oh, and Linday Lohan cameos as a terminator. Very lame idea but I'm in an internet cafe and I gotta' go soon.