AVP R Thoughts, well, complaints really...
daveberg,
Xenomorph,
17 years ago
Ok, i'll make this as quick as possible seeing as i dont really visit this site anymore.
AVPR was pretty lame. Extremely predictable, terrible characters, weak story. I only thought the action saved it from being as bad as AVP. From where i'm sitting, both franchises are now dead. They've drained any type of credibility Alien and Predator has left, and drove it into comic book oblivion.
Terrible lighting made it almost impossible to see what was going on sometimes, i could hardly make out who was who during the incredibly short final battle between predalien and predator. Plus, how one sided can you get?? The aliens were portrayed as rodents through out the film, when i saw wolf hitting one with his bare hands, i almost got up and left the cinema, that was truly pathetic, and an insult the Alien Franchise. Acid flying everywhere but not one drop gets on Wolf? Pffftt, come on, talk about sheer favoritism.
There were a few things i really enjoyed. The musical scores from previous alien and Pred movies, peppered through out the film was a nice touch, loving the motion tracker sound of the bomber plane closing in on its drop point. The battle scenes were decent, and i thought the aliens looked superb, i think the most satisfying point in the film for me was when one of the xenos bitch slapped wolf in the face with it's tail when they were stalking eachother in the power station. Apart from that, was there any real need for there to be aliens in this film at all? Soon as one showed up, it was dispatched quicker than a pair o soiled underpants. At least celtic pred put up a valiant fight before getting his noggin pierced in AVP, no such joy this time around, was like a lion munching on mice.
I can safely say, this has put the nail in the coffin for my fan boy days. Despite it being enjoyable, i'd hoped for so much more.
And the worst thing.....the hot girl got killed. Almost went and asked for my money back right there.