Leandros88,
Xenomorph,
15 years ago
why does no one ask how my day is, well I'll tell you anyways
so the other day I come home from work and my wife says "why are you late again?!?! why are you always late!" and i said "what does matter? im just a little late" and she says "Are you cheating on me!" and i said "what no!" and she says " Don't lie I know about Jose!" and i said "Who's jose?!" and she says " don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!" and i said " then why don't we just eat Jose then and get this over with" and she says "why do you always wanna eat people?!?!" and i said " yeah well"....
and then she started packing her things and we started shouting....
and then we took our clothes off and got in bed and started the makeup se.....
and then we, wait what was i talking about?
oh well, anyways let me tell you about my day, i came home from work the other day....