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Five facts to know about Orcs.
1. We aren't all green, they come in reds, pinks, blues and various shades of tan. I'm a blue Orc.
2. We are all way manlier than humans, even if we're gay Orcs.
3. We only get hair on the tops of our craniums or chins, no mustaches or pubic hair!
4. We're all hung like elephants, when Orcs say "fear the eye" they aren't talkin' about Sauron.
5. We value dental hygiene above all else, an Orc without teeth cant eat, smile without feeling self-conscious or rip out throats without teeth.
Edit: Fact 4# is actually why we are portrayed as villains more often than not, because all the Humans, Elves, Dwarves and so on are emasculated by our gigantic Orc dongs and because we end up getting all their women over time. Because once a girls gone Orc shes never going back.