I'd puke on ze floor as well, if I spent all me time kissing apples an' not eating them.
@Bloo  
Holy shit!  .. I am .. ME! O.O
 I might also be 'Bloo' D; 
An' aye, it has been a very long time, I've let the cake down! DX .. so, voila~
 
I present a scummy 
French Tart French 
Apple Tart! 
Anyways, I guess I'm trying to just, come back, as I do always love this place an' the wacky people who make it live, I've just been busy an', flailin' about .. but hazzar!! CAK-..TART-CAKE-DELICIOUSNESS!! 
Also, post 972~  Gettin' closer.