krio,
Yautja,
11 years ago
This is me if i was a teacher...
Me: OK class, i will set up some rules.
Class:0__0
Me: okay, number 1, no breathing! i don't want to hear no *makes fake breathing noises* i don't want to hear nothing of that shit.
Class: is he a teacher?
Me: number 2, no blinking.... I am fucking serious, if i see any of you mother fuckers *raises fist*.
Pupil: i am sorry, but i don't think you are a real teacher...
Me:.... Say wut?!? Let me ask you... What are these? *points to my own nerdy glasses.*.
Pupil: 3D glasses.
Me:niggah wut?!! 3D glasses?!? Niggah you about to get yo' ass wooped out of this class in 3D! *punches student* yeah that's right! *student fleas* take your shit, TAKE YOUR SHIT! *throws backpack at him* mothefuckah...